Verbal Defense Verbal Defense Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Page 10 Page 11 Page 12 Page 13 Page 14 Page 15 Sources All Pages Page 10 of 16 The greatest thing since they reinvented unsliced bread. -- William Keegan The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. -- Joseph Stilwell The tautness of his face sours ripe grapes. -- William Shakespeare The triumph of sugar over diabetes. -- George Jean Nathan The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. -- Herbert Beerbohm Tree He is as good as his word - and his word is no good. -- Seamus MacManus He is brilliant—to the top of his boots. -- David Lloyd George The going got weird and he turned pro. The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you. He is just about the nastiest little man I've ever known. He struts sitting down. -- Lillian Dykstra (about Thomas Dewey) He is mad, bad and dangerous to know. -- Lady Caroline Lamb He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others. -- Samuel Johnson He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. -- H. H. Munro He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. -- Paul Keating He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time. -- Eugene Field He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea. -- John Steinbeck He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease. -- Henry James He is the very pineapple of politeness. -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. -- George Bernard Shaw He knows so little and knows it so fluently. -- Ellen Glasgow He looked as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. -- Raymond Chandler He looked like a half-melted rubber bulldog. -- John Simon He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (about Calvin Coolidge) He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. -- Forrest Tucker He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds. -- Percival Wilde He makes a July's day short as December. -- William Shakespeare He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously. -- Oliver Goldsmith He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. -- Margaret Halsey<< Prev Next >> ARTICLE COMMENTS: Only registered users may view or make article comments!