Verbal Defense

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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair.

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

You are so dishonest, I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

You are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.

You have a nasty speech impediment....your foot.

You must have a low opinion of people, if you think they are your equal.

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite - you are obnoxious and arrogant.

You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down.

I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incestuous rape.

Your ancestors must number in the thousands. It's really hard to understand how so many people can be to blame for producing something like you.

A curse on you, and may the curse be that you remain what you are.

All that you are, you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them some used toilet-roll and get back in credit with them?

Your parents are siblings, right?

You should learn from your parents' mistakes - get sterilized now!

The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion - and now she believes in infanticide.

It's good to see you're here with your charming sister-cousin-mother-wife, Billy-Jo.

The terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

Hey, weren't you the poster child for birth control?

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer, and you came along.

I bet your mother's barks is worse than her bite!

Tell me, did your parents have any children that lived?

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

She'd steal the straw from her mother's kennel.

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