Verbal Defense

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You are so pure in mind and heart, In aspect, too, so mild, I wonder that you ever could Implant your wife with child. -- Unknown

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. -- Irvin S. Cobb

You had to stand in line to hate him. -- Hedda Hopper

You have a good and kind soul. It just doesn't match the rest of you. -- Norm Papernick

You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner. -- Aristophanes

We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

You have delighted us long enough. -- Jane Austen

You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else is driving. -- David Letterman

You really have to get to know him to dislike him. -- James T. Patterson (about Thomas Dewey)

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin. -- Joe Orton

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. -- Groucho Marx

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. -- Frederic Raphael

A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.

Alone? You are in in bad company.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.

He is always lost in thought - it's unfamiliar territory.

I'd like to give you a going-away present...but you have to do your part.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter but now I see you are not worth it!

I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

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