A blond white belt came to class on night with burns on both sides of her face. When asked what happened, she said "I was ironing when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron." When asked how the other side got burned, she answered "Duh, they called back!"
While a Taekwondo school owner was fishing with his banker friend, the small boat overturned. The friend couldn't swim so the owner starting swimming and pulling him toward shore. They were almost ashore when the owner's arms got too weak, so he asked the friend, "Do you think you could float alone now?" The banker friend gasped, "Couldn't you want until we get ashore before asking me for money."
"Your kicks are like lightening bolts!" exclaimed the board holder. "You mean because they're so fast and powerful?" asked the red belt. "No!" said the board holder, "because they never strike twice in the same place."
A Taekwondo student, his instructor, and the instructor's master were all about to be executed by firing squad. They had heard that the executioner's were scared of natural objects. One day the student was placed in front of the firing squad. At the last moment, she yelled out "WATER!" and they all ran away. The next day the instructor was brought before the firing squad but he yelled out "WIND!" and they all ran away again. The next day it was the master's turn. Knowing that it had worked for the other two, he yelled "FIRE!" ...and they shot him.