What are Black Belts?

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There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures black belts have allowed to live.

Black belts do not sleep; they wait.

Black belts can have their cake and eat it too.

You can never throw a surprise birthday party for a black belt.

A black belt is standing BEHIND YOU.

Black belts speak in all caps.

Black belts can dribble a football.

Black belt kicking power may be expressed simply as a horizontal eight

A black belt was once asked to repeat himself, once.

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