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Black belts believe that people have souls, and they find them delicious.
Black belts can judge a book by its cover.
How many Black belts' does it take to change a light bulb? None! Black belts prefer to kill in the dark.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a black belt side kick.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into a black belt.
A black belt once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but black belt will liquefy your organs.
The truth my set you free, a black belt will not.
For most people, home is where the heart is. For black belts, home is where he stores his collection of hearts.
Black belts do not wear watches; they decide what time it is.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind a black belt in a movie theater and forgets to turn his cell phone off.
Black belts can taste lies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. Black belts determine the answer.
Black belts know everything—except mercy.